Written in the morning:
Tim is supposed to come back today. The roommates and I have been trying to think of some kind of good natured prank that we could pull on him. He's been away on a boat with Second City and his room has been empty this whole time. No subletters. But we've had fun saying that while he's been gone that we've been using his room to house hookers.
We could have a couple of actors play the part of hookers and be in his room for when he arrives. But that would take actual work in finding two willing ladies to do that, and we also don't know exactly when he's arriving today. We could rearrange his furniture but that got vetoed. We thought about putting his childhood stuffed animal into a weird sexual position with some other stuffed animal but that was deemed too cruel. We could fill his room completely up with balloons. This would probably result in each roommates passing out in trying to blow up that many balloons. We've come up with lots of idea but none of them felt quite right.
In the end we'll probably not do any sort of prank. Hopefully he won't think the lack of a prank is any reflection on how much we've missed him.
We could have a couple of actors play the part of hookers and be in his room for when he arrives. But that would take actual work in finding two willing ladies to do that, and we also don't know exactly when he's arriving today. We could rearrange his furniture but that got vetoed. We thought about putting his childhood stuffed animal into a weird sexual position with some other stuffed animal but that was deemed too cruel. We could fill his room completely up with balloons. This would probably result in each roommates passing out in trying to blow up that many balloons. We've come up with lots of idea but none of them felt quite right.
In the end we'll probably not do any sort of prank. Hopefully he won't think the lack of a prank is any reflection on how much we've missed him.
Later in the evening:
We settled on getting Tim a cake. I went to Jewel and picked out a cake. I decided to purposely make the cake a "cake fail." This is a reference to the blogs cakewrecks.blogspot.com and failblog.org. Check out the sites to get an idea as to what I'm talking about. Above is the cake we got Tim.
In case you can't quite make out what it says, it says "Welcome Back Tim. Picture of boat."
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